Holy Shit. I’m An Adult.

I.  Am.  An.  Adult. Has anyone else had this epiphany and after accepting this reality….. promptly had a panic attack? I am suddenly struck with fear.  At the ripe ol’ age of 29, I have realized that I am an adult.  Are you fucking kidding me? When did this happen?  When did people start giving me responsibilities? […]

Womb Shark @ 15 weeks

And for all you baby bump stalkers. Here is the proof you need. You can tell our family that your apocalypse shelter was a good investment. The dark one is coming!! Published via Pressgram

Hiatus Update

Hi all,   I’m back.   Needless to say, things have been busy. I have found it harder and harder to write as my days seemed to get shorter and shorter. Before I knew it, I had notes stacked up about things I wanted to write about, but just didn’t have the time. Usually writing […]

The DMV Is Satan’s Address

Recently, I had to go to the DMV,  which is almost as bad as going to the dentist.  I was dreading it, with every fiber of my being.  Yet, after being in TN for a couple months now, it was about time I get another photo taken in which I resemble a child molester.  I was well overdue. The […]