2 year olds. Cute. Mischievous. Ruthless. Trying to put clothes on my kid is like trying to put pantyhose on an octopus, equal parts hilarious and just damn ridiculous. An average day in our home consists of the adults chasing a half-naked toddler around while bargaining with any deity who will listen to help […]
This time of year makes me all warm and (whatever is between my “usual prickly self” and “not quite fuzzy”). It warms my cold black heart. I just happen to love the Holidays. Not because I feel the need to put Christ back in Christmas or because I just happen to love pumpkin pie […]
Sometimes I write words down on paper and stare at them for what seems like hours. I have never considered myself a writer, but a person who sometimes writes. In those times, I can occasionally be funny. I will never consider myself a comedian. That would be disrespectful to those I hold dear to me […]
Adult. This word has now become verb. “I can’t adult today”. What the bloody fuck? You mean you can’t act like an adult today? I understand the cute quip, but I can’t believe that I am hearing it in everyday conversations. Now that being said, I certainly failed at being an adult on more than […]
Everyone seems to strive to be the boss. The boss at home. The boss at work. And now the boss online. I’ve recently met the “volunteer administrator of a Facebook page”. *face palm* This persons job is to police the Facebook group and delete people and posts they feel aren’t following the “rules”. These “rules” […]
Shit happens. Life gets crazy….Or terrifying….Or a combination of both. I had a kid. He’s 11 months old now and rules my life. I spent the first 6 months of his life learning how to put on a diaper and how to sneak naps in while standing up. Being a parent is hard. Fucking […]
